Quiet Chaos

Tulips, Spongebob, puppies, random dancing, hydrogen bonds and Beavis and Butthead. These are a few of my favorite things :)

Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo:im so sad
romeo:ill never be happy
romeo:a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
romeo:WHO DAT
romeo:SHE GOT DA BOOTY
romeo:imma dance with her
romeo:*dancin wit teh juliet*
juliet:dafuq are you
romeo:shh *kiss*
juliet::oo
*party over*
romeo:AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
romeo:LADY
romeo:HEY LADY
juliet:OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
romeo:yeah its me hey wanna get married
juliet:dont you think its too soon
romeo:idk
juliet:brb
romeo:k
juliet:HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
romeo:AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
*next day*
rome and juli:FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
friar:idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
romeo:yeh
friar:ok fine ur married
rome and juli:yaaaay
*some time later*
tybalt:WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
mercutio:excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
tybalt:shut up mercutio *stab*
mercutio:WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
romeo:hnnn
tybalt:....
romeo HNNN
tybalt:...
romeo:hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
tybalt:oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
prince:ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
romeo:i sorry
prince:no ur banished
romeo:HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
romeo:*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
friar:no i have plan just go to mantua ok
romeo:k *leaves*
juliet:FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
friar:NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
juliet:ok
juliet:*goes home and drinks potion*
nurse:hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
lady capulet:wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
nurse:k
juliet:*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
romeo's servant:AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
romeo's servant:JULIET'S DEAD
romeo:WHAT
romeo:WHAaaAaaaT
romeo:OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
romeo:*buys potion*
romeo:*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
romeo:oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
romeo:but im sure she is
romeo:*kiss juliet*
romeo:*drinks poison*
romeo:he ded
juliet:*yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
juliet:IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
juliet:HE DED
juliet:*grabs sword and stabs herself*
oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
friar:*comes in cell*
friar:uh oh
prince:WHAT DIS
CAPULET:WHAT DIS
LADY CAPULET:WHAT DIS
MONTAGUE:WHAT DIS
CApULET:*strokes montagues face* brother
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isotoperuption:

nightbloggerkurloz:

dreaminfantasys:

bloodswaps-and-more:

luna-starbright:

characterdesigninspiration:

Several people requested magic-related generators, so here’s a fairly large mage generator! I tried to include a mix of character design and development categories, though of course you’ll need to do a bit more developing for a fully-rounded character.

I’d love to see your creations, if you wanna tag ‘characterdesigninspiration’ in any drawings you post from this!

To Play:Click and drag each gif or take a screenshot of the whole thing.

I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE MINE.
A lazy, true neutral Mage with healing magic that was learned through an enchanted object. Her robes are hooded, she has a hooked staff, carries a rucksack, and her familiar is a deer.
* u *
I just imagine a lazy nomadic Druid with no cares in the world and only wants to live off the land and take care of it~

A rebellious chaotic good Blood Mage that learned his power from his parents, wearing a belted rob, a hooked staff, carries a spell book, has a demon for a familiar.

Mine came out awesome, too. Lawful Neutral rebellious dark mage who inherited her powers. Wearing embroidered robe, enchanted amulet, winged staff and has a feline familiar. Oh man, I probably break the law in secret and randomly steal shit when no one’s looking.

"Fuck the king!"

"But you’re employed by the King! You’re his best mage!"

"Eh, fuck him." *steals an orange* *lawfully pays for it later*

A determined chaotic good necromancer who learned from a master. Has a layered robe covered with herb pouches. Deer familiar, plain staff.

An ambitious blood mage who gained her powers via gift from a goddess. She’s chaotic good, has a dog for a familiar carries a staff with a crystal on top. Has asymmetrical robes because symmetrical robes are for squares. Also has bombass glowing tattooes.

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me:I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me:is that the sun
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twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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littlepandabear:

illkim:

"These are the best years of your lives"

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Accurate

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littlepandabear:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

she probably feels 25

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zohbugg:

blindtank:

sanziene:

video

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA

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drecat:

Not even a parody; this is literally the anti-vaccine movement.

drecat:

Not even a parody; this is literally the anti-vaccine movement.

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the-goddamazon:

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

Seriously.

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"So many people have asked me ‘How do I get over them?’ with absolutely no intention of even trying to get over them. And that’s the thing, if you don’t want to get over them, you sure as hell won’t."
My Perspective On Some Matters Concerning Heartbreak (via lookingforsomeonewhocares)

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tyleroakley:

parkingstrange:

this girl deserves an oscar

me when forced to do chores

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3squirrels:

death-limes:

fatass-mcnotits:

theidealisticcynic:

nudityandnerdery:

It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.
For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.
Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science
he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science
Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art
and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers
what if they could join forces

3squirrels:

death-limes:

fatass-mcnotits:

theidealisticcynic:

nudityandnerdery:

It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.

For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.

Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science

he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science

Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art

and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers

what if they could join forces

image

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